Prison Wife Christmas Card – “Merry F***ing Christmas” | Funny Holiday Card for Prison Girlfriend or Wife | 5x7 Glossy
Glossy Cardstock
$6.00
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For the prison wives and girlfriends who keep their sense of humor through every season 💕
This funny Christmas card says “Merry F*ing Christmas” — because sometimes love through distance needs a little laughter mixed with the holiday cheer 🎄
Printed on premium glossy cardstock with a matte inside for your handwritten message, this 5x7 card is the perfect way to bring a smile (and maybe a blush) to your favorite person behind bars.
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✨ Card Details
• Size: 5×7 inches (A7)
• Front: “Merry F*ing Christmas” design
• Inside: Blank matte interior for writing
• Paper: Glossy front / smooth matte inside
• Includes: Matching envelope
• Safe for CDCR / prison mail (no glitter, glue, or raised textures)
• Ships flat in a rigid mailer for protection
• Designed and packaged by KeeksDesignz 💌
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❤️ Perfect For
• Prison wives + girlfriends sending Christmas love with humor
• Holiday mail that’s flirty, funny, and real
• Couples who keep the spark alive through laughter
• The perfect balance of love, sarcasm, and holiday cheer 🎁
Prison Wife Christmas Card – “Merry F***ing Christmas” | Funny Holiday Card for Prison Girlfriend or Wife | 5x7 Glossy
$6.00